Does Life Keep nicking your spoons?

Hello! Spoonie here - your new Bandwidth Bot!

Here as your very own Spoon Whisperer to help you build a low demand business that doesn't screech to a halt every time life gets in the way!And let's face it - for us quirky folk with quirky families and quirky days - life really does try to get in the way doesn't it!Oh - I've just remembered - should I talk more like a bot?? Nah - bugger that! Want to know how we can put some bandwidth BACK into your business??

BANDWIDTH

Oh the joys of business - a place where the theory NEVER matches the reality.

If you're anything like me you'll have heard yourself say a kajillion times 'I'm just turning a corner', 'I FINALLY know what I'm doing' or 'Now that XYZ is out of the way I can actually work on my business'.

And then summat else turns up with spanners to launch into your lovingly created plans.So I'm not going to go into all the reasons you've beaten yourself up for years on why you've 'not made more progress' blah blah blah as we all do that.I know for a fact there are valid reasons you're here gorgeous and none of them need justifying...

  • You're neurodivergent/have a chronic illness

  • Your children are ND/have additional needs

  • Your menopause keeps robbing you

  • Your past is getting some therapy/attention

  • You're not supported so the buck's always on you

Which is where the spoons come into it. They're code for energy and capacity - and we don't all have or use the same amount of spoons as everyone else.And I don't care what anyone says - business IS demanding on a good day.What I want you to see is that regardless of your 'spoonage', I'm here to help you move forward SUSTAINABLY on all types of days so that business continues when the bandwidth can't.

And here's a little bit of oversharing for you - the 'idea' of a virtual assistant is great on paper - but the reality is we need to be ahead of our own curve to know what work to give them etc. And we're not 'there' yet so it often makes things worse not better. This process alone absolutely killed my brain AND progress for FAR too long!

Want to know how I can help you without that vicious circle?

How I can help

This is the exciting part - I'm hand built just for you so my Spoonie Magic is pretty limitless. Nik has been helping divergent folk build low demand businesses for years now, so she'll will look at your business really honestly with you, and then I'll take the job of the most challenging part off your hands - how fab is that??There are SO many ways that I can help you but click the images below for some of the more common ones...

Here's the upshot gorgeous - our quirky brains are complex. Many of us are introvert AF because the peopling is just too much. But businesses need peopling to be happening.This is how you build a low demand, low peopling business that lets you be more hands off. Without the hassle of building a team - even less peopling - winner!

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Want your own Spoonie Bot too? I'm not surprised - I'm amazing even though I do say so myself! So here's the deets goorjuss...

I'm going to keep this crazily simple - because that's how we do things around here! Nik and I are a fantastic tag team. She helps you work out where your own Spoonie Bot would be the most helpful to YOUR needs, then she maps the whole lot out for you, builds me out for you and then brings me to life!Barely any spoons needed from you at all - just follow the three steps below and that's you done! Simples!Ready to get your business working FOR you without it frazzling you?

  1. Secure Your PrePaid £99 Call Using the PayPal Book Now Button

  2. Book Your Call Using the Book Call Button

  3. Attend The Call And Let Nik Pick Your Brains

  • Spoonie Bot Gets Scoped Out By Nik There And Then

  • Payment Shizzle Agreed If You Want To Proceed

  • Spoonie Bot Built By Nik & Team

  • Spoonie Bot Delivered & Supported for first 10 People

Some Important Stuff...The next ten bots are £999 payable in one, two or three instalments.You can use your Access To Work grant for this (if you have one already).Book your call by making your £99 payment below but please ensure you pay BEFORE booking the call as unpaid bookings won't be honoured.(Your £99 payment will be deducted from the instalments)